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oldprickbitches:
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Tulip Fields in Netherlands
raptorific:
I’M SO ANGRY SOME 16TH CENTURY JERK WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE” AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE” WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE” AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE” BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY JERK WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
amoying:
i went into the kitchen to grab a snack and almost had a heart attack because i saw my dad like this.
uriels:
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
awidesetvagina:
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
sodamnrelatable:
Me during the 2012 “apocalypse”.
trilbiesarecool:
ami-sempai: This gave me fucking goosebumps. I will always reblog this.
ami-sempai:
This gave me fucking goosebumps.
I will always reblog this.
“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of crap.”
